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rahaf the tired

barbarastanwyck:

Dick Van Dyke taking a mini dance break while shopping (x)

(Source: gloriaswanson, via fairyfoolishness)

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fairyfoolishness:

cptdizzy:

fairyfoolishness:

Hello? Listeners?

Is this thing on?

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omg.. I don’t know if that thing is on, but I know I am now. O.O

I’m gonna say you should probably get that looked at.

Community policy states that if any humanoid is left ‘on’ for too long, they must be forcibly turned ‘off’ to conserve our precious energy resources. 

Remember Night Vale. Don’t waste energy. We need it to keep the Arby’s sign glowing.

(via emaciatinq)

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certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

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gracehelbig:

meghantonjes:

How to survive school (x)

I adore her @gracehelbig

meghantonjes is tits.

(via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

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shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

(via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

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me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?
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ineffably-crowley:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

vergess:

coelasquid:

derples:

raisehelia:

cavebae:

estpolis:

mrdappersden:

They did it, they fucking did it.

holyfducjk

HISTORY

holy shit!

can someone explain this to me

Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.

I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.

It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.

how can a video game possibly be that bad

Oh, honey..

(via unknown-sociopath)

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via jonasbruhs)

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yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

(Source: maahammy, via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

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mirror:

Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

(via sluttyoliveoil)

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