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it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
could you write something out for me quick?
yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
that's against the rules, sarah!
patrick in this super deep super serious voice:
you're going to jail, sarah.
can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow
okay, i give, what the FUCK is five nights at freddies or whatever?????????
Its a horror game in which you’re a night guard that has to watch a place like Chuck E. Cheese’s with murderous animatronics that want to kill you.
They tell you you only need to watch the place for 5 nights.
Also, there’s a bunch of jumpscares.
Actually that sounds pretty cool, where can i play it?
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
Oh noes! Marco, I loved you so much! You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm gonna join the corps for you. You inspired me to fight titans with my life. I'd do anything for you. *sees Eren* FUCK YOU, JAEGER. *sees Mikasa* HOT DAMN, THAT HAIR THO. *trips over something random* Oh shit! *gets randomly tongue tied* Hon hon hon *neighing noises*
I've accepted the death of my best friend, and the choice to utilize my full potential as a soldier in the survey corps was a choice I made myself, but Marco did remind me that I have skills as a leader that I shouldn't waste. I admit that I'm a different person ever since Trost. I respect Eren as a comrade now, we have our differences, though, that's for sure. My crush on Mikasa still exists, but romance in no way controls how I think and act. I don't think able to ever kill someone, but for the sake of the survey corps and humanity, I just might have to. And hey, I'm still as honest as I'll ever be.
*loses 2 followers*
maybe i should just delete my blog
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like